Enjoy a hedonistic night of tantalizing pleasures this Valentine’s Day with a very special Piñata Protest tour kick-off show. This show will be erupting with many offerings— you’ll barely be able to contain yourself.
A large feature of this event will be a very special serenade by Mariachi Los Amores who will be playing sensual sounds of classic mariachi music both on stage and in the patio for a real up close and personal effect. These master minstrels will be covering you from head to toe with classic romantic mariachi songs that are sure to melt even the coldest hearts.
Spawned from members of The Hares,
Texas T and the Shine Runners, Flower Power, and Piñata Protest, Sanchovies (who are virgins in the local music scene) will be bringing their raw and uplifting sounds of rockabilly and rock n’ roll to your ear holes. Cougar heart throb lover bois Given A Chance will also be performing.
Piñata Protest will finish off the night with their usual hard-and-fast show but expect them to take it slow with a few romantic baby-making Tex-Mex covers that are sure get abuela off her rocker.
There will be two chocolate fondu fountains for your oral fixations and complimentary condoms and lube provided by Alamo Area Resource Center for any possible private after party.
This event will take place at Jandro’s Patio Garden which will ensure a very up-close-and-personal and intimate affair but only for a very limited amount of people. Those who are head-long enough to arrive early to get inside are sure to leave very satisfied.
$12 for single (but ready to mingle)
$20 for couples ❤️
Due to the graphic content and nature of this event only those 21 years of age and older will be allowed inside
8:00 — doors open
9:00 — The Sanchovies
9:30 — Mariachi Los Amores serenades
10:00 — Given A Chance
10:30 — Mariachi Los Amores serenades
11:00 — Mariachi Los Amores on stage
11:30 — music video debut
11:45 — Piñata Protest